There is nothing to be concerned about. Everything is in its place. You are supposed to be here. You may rest. Nihil Est.
A Hat With Horns on it
You should wear a hat with bright red horns on it
(https://gabaghost.com/products/horned-hat?variant=46113449803968)
This one specifically.
How else would people know you’re on ts
Know you don’t even gaf
Ideological symbols are your playthings
What does it mean?
Nothing. Everything. It means that I’m evil and I'm here to save the day. I’m a profoundly interesting person but you don’t get to know that. People I have met once or twice have quotes of mine referenced in their groupchats. Everyone thinks I’m something I’m not and that sounds like a good deal to me. I tell people my life is incredibly boring when in reality it's fabulously intriguing and you’ll never know because you’re not me and you’re going to stay in the 16th largest city in the nation and never see the backstage of any show.
It means I am inserting myself into the narrative of everything. The conversation that doesn’t end and loops back around to bite its tail every 20 years or so.
Am I gay?
A satanist?
A hero adorned with the trophies of my victims?
A neophilosophical nepo baby stan grounded in core-core short-form brainrot?
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
Nothing
Its nothing.
It means nothing
The hat looks sick as hell that’s what it means
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